Big Alley

Just before her appearance on the Oprah Winfrey Show wearing nothing but a bikini, Kirstie Alley found time to dine with a few friends at a trendy L.A. restaurant. Mind you this wasn’t the old fatass grumpy Kirstie Alley–oh no my friends–it was the new sassy Kirstie Alley.

“Keep up the good work.” Kirstie flirted with young waiter: “You’re cute…do you have a girlfriend?” The star and Server Stud ping-ponged hot talk throughout dinner, then Kirstie upped the ante. Winking slyly at her entourage, she asked him archly: “What are the chances of you coming back to my house with me?” The waiter got red-faced and tongue-tied, then caught wise that Kirstie was goofing and responded: “That depends…do you have a daughter?” Good sport Kirstie cracked up - and the whole table high-fived the guy!

Is it possible that we could somehow surgically remove this waiter’s genitals. Would anybody really be against that? Perhaps we could donate them to someone more worthy. I’m sure there’s some deserving kid in Africa or something. I know he was probably angling for a better tip, but come on, flirting with Kirstie Alley is like selling your soul to the devil. It’s not something you ever get back.