Britney owns Vegas

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Britney Spears is racking up thousands of frequent flier miles in the wake of her divorce announcement. After traveling to New York and Louisiana last week, Spears, along with former manager Larry Rudolph, hit Las Vegas this week:

Donning a disguise of a pink wig and big, dark sunglasses, Britney was spotted in the Palms Casino Resort Friday night chatting it up with owner George Maloof - this, after she and George went on a shopping trip to Caesars Palace’s Forum Shops. Britney also did pretty well at the tables, gambling at The Mint, the Palms’ high-limit lounge. There, Britney - wearing a short, black dress - caught a lucky streak, raking in $10,000 in winnings from blackjack. She also was introduced to Mario Lopez at The Mint. The two, along with a small group, then headed up to Moon Nightclub and partied the night away.

The only place a pink wig and big dark sunglasses passes for a disguise is the blind ward at the local children’s hospital. Anyways, I don’t think a disguise for Britney was really necessary. If you’re rolling through Vegas with heartthrobs like Mario Lopez, you could walk around dressed as a naked Adolf Hitler juggling dead babies and people wouldn’t pay attention to you. A.C. Slater tends to have that effect on people.

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The article neglected to mention that Britney also went clubbing with Paris Hilton. Now if this laminated chart I have in my wallet is correct–and I have no reason to believe otherwise–the apocalypse is *just* about upon us.