Kevin Federline thinks he’s one of America’s most hated men

Kevin Federline thinks he’s one of America’s most hated men. The wannabe rapper made the claim during a performance at Hollywood’s House of Blues on Wednesday night.

A packed house turned out to see a resilient Federline perform tracks from his debut album Playing With Fire. After lashing out at his detractors - shouting from the stage, “F**k the haters, f**k the media, f**k the paparazzi,” K-Fed, adapted lyrics to one of his songs; when a member of his entourage asked onstage, “Why does America hate you?” he replied, “Maybe because I took their Queen. I am America’s most hated.”

I don’t know what surprises me more about this story. The fact that K-Fed managed to construct a complete sentence—without aid of a dictionary—or that he played in front of a “packed house.” I’ll give the slight edge to him actually playing in front of people.

I’ll tell you another thing that surprises me: kittens. Just when you think they can’t possibly get any cuter, they get themselves trapped in your laundry hamper.