Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Your euphemisms do not fool me!


After the birth of Suri Cruise, Katie Holmes turned to Victoria Beckham to help her lose some of the baby weight, but it seems Beckham’s “dietary rules” eventually became too much to handle.

A spy said, “Victoria maintains her tiny frame because she only permits herself to snack - not eat - on edamame, pretzels and occasionally sushi.” Beckham also is a Diet Coke fanatic and told pals she hasn’t drunk water in years because she “hates the taste.”

‘Dietary rules’ sounds so much better than ‘eating disorder’. Watch:

“Though Kate Bosworth was desperately hungry, she knew her ‘dietary rules’ prevented her from eating more than 200 calories a day.”

“As the janitor cleaned up the last of the vomit lining the toilet, he knew he’d had just about enough of Nicole Richie and her strict ‘dietary rules’.”

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