Paris is insatiable

Though they supposedly ended their long-standing feud a few weeks ago, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are quickly becoming enemies again. The first clue was when Lindsay was caught by paparazzi calling Paris a ‘cunt’ last week. Further hurting their relationship is the fact that Paris is reportedly “hot to trot” for Hard Rock heir Harry Morton, Lindsay’s ex. According to Life & Style Weekly, Lohan “hit the roof” after Morton slept over at Hilton’s place on Nov. 7:

Lohan confronted her nemesis the next night at the L.A. club Teddy’s, reports Life & Style, which quotes a friend as saying that although the two are not currently dating, “Lindsay still loves Harry, and this is devastating her.” Hilton is said to be smitten. “Harry is Paris’s type of guy,” says a source. “He’s handsome and rich!” But Lohan might be getting in a tizzy for nothing, according to a “pal” of Morton, who says he’s not really into Paris.

Not sure why this is news. You could dress up a space heater and, as long as you gave it a couple of sprays of CK1, Paris would be “hot to trot” for it. That doesn’t mean it should make the news.

Note: I love how they call Harry “Paris’s type of guy”…wouldn’t it have been easier to just say he has a pulse, a penis, and his driver’s license?