Katie Holmes buys stuff

Before her trip to Italy for her upcoming wedding, Katie Holmes dropped more than $3,000 on frilly things at Le Bra Lingerie in West Hollywood. Among her purchases:

* $1,190 Chantilly lace bridal collection set, which includes a bra, thong, garter belt, and silk stockings
* $850 two sets of silk pajamas and matching robes
* $620 silk nightgown with a matching robe trimmed with ostrich feathers
* $380 lace bra with Swarovski crystals for $380
* $175 matching thong with Swarovski crystals for $175

“They weren’t all white ? and they certainly weren’t virginal,” says the source. “But she’s a mom, so I guess that’s appropriate.”

Katie buying all this lingerie reminds me of the old saying: you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink. Because you can buy all the expensive lingerie you want, but it still won’t give Tom a chubby. Not when there’s four hour show about ‘Men in Uniform’ on The History Channel. Now before all you Tom Cruise fans get your panties in a bunch, I’m not trying to imply that Tom is gay or anything, I’m just saying he’s not heterosexual.